How $DYKE spends her day:
walks (very slowly) to the local feminist bookstore
tweets at Elon Musk
accidentally sits on her own dog
calls out things that are "problematic"
wipes the grease off of her face with flannel shirt
makes sure armpit hair is visible
2x McDoubles (twice daily as prescribed)
plays nintendo switch at the DMV
replaces blown out leggings
blocks the road with her Subaru to protest climate change